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I went to the supermarket looking for a jar or can of red bacon.

The clerk could not help me, because he has heard of no such thing.

Then I got home and found the recipe called for "real bacon". Oops.

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I went to the supermarket looking for a jar or can of red bacon.

[infrogmation.livejournal.com]

Sil!
Red bacon has been almost impossible to obtain since the collapse of the coup against Gorbechev! (Though Fidel is rumored to have a secret stash of it...)

smoke flavored soy protein is not bacon

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

Since when does ANY kind of bacon come in jars or cans?

(Did its wife die?)

Re: smoke flavored soy protein is not bacon

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

I think they're talking about the kind of bacon bits one might use as pizza toppings.... Bac*Os or something like that.