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I think I figured out what Miracle Entertainment did with all my money. They waited until their stock was like next to nothing, then they bought all but 194 shares of it back from me for a penny.

It seems E*Trade thinks I paid $0 for my 194 shares valued at 0.0006, and that I'm actually up $0.12.

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So is peanut butter widely available in England or Germany?

I'd like to know whether to bother including it in my care packages.

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I made another batch of homemade mayonnaise today. I am a l33t c00k!

Then I made Tuna Helper. I am a typical bachelor loser.

But I cleaned my kitchen afterwards, and I have tomorrow's lunch in tupperware.