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I'm pretty sure in last night's Comedy Central showing of "Rushmore", they dubbed over "blowjob" with "backrub".

If only there were a way to do that in real life, only the opposite.

Renfaire rides?

The renaissance faire begins this weekend, so I hear.

I've wanted to attend one for years, but never have, because I've never been able to get a ride to one. Most of my friends either don't want to go, or already have a giant group they go with which fills up the whole car and doesn't include me, or by the time I ask them I find out they already went.

Can any of you (who live here) help me get there this year?