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[unbibium]

I'm pretty sure in last night's Comedy Central showing of "Rushmore", they dubbed over "blowjob" with "backrub".

If only there were a way to do that in real life, only the opposite.

Comments

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

Do not denounce the Backrub.

I could sure go for one of those. I think someone's been messing around with the ergonomic settings on my chair, because I'm all kinds of tight and sore in the back and shoulders and etc.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

How'd you get past all the security guards???

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

The backrub is a wondrous thing, but the way it was used in the dubbing made it sound like backrubs are a HIDEOUS, OBSCENE SECRETIVE THING that only married people might do.

Hell, even I have administered backrubs. Once in public.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

Insert here the scene from Pulp Fiction where they talk about giving a footrub to another man's woman.

Then skip forward to the part where it is mentioned that tongue piercings improve oral sex, and the part where Bruce Willis's Asian wife explains how sexy a rounded belly is.

How come a mobster movie has so much inconsequential dialogue about sex?

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Rumor has it a woman can achieve an orgasm through a footrub. And there is one woman on Livejournal who claims it's happened to her.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

The so-called "female orgasm" is a MYTH!

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Don't believe everything you read. (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=21968109&thread=28899922#t28899922)

The truth is that sexual intercourse is a myth. Girls don't let guys see them naked, much less touch them!

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

And why not? Because GIRLS DON'T REALLY EXIST!

Much like ogres, pixies, elves, and other monsters of yore, the existance of girls has never been proven, and likely never will be.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

I've taken physics class. I know it would be physically impossible for a human being to walk upright if they had boobs. They would lose balance and fall over, or at the very least have severe back trouble.

And if these creatures can somehow survive without a penis, then how are we expected to believe they can have an orgasm? What with? This "vagina" thing they have, with its, uh... monologues?

Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

What I can't figure out is why, of all the many mythical monsters that the old people have driven off, the ones the tenors get most sentimental about are the ogresses.

Re: Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Did you see Shrek? I'd do that ogre chyk, if there were such a thing.