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Jan. 31st, 2002 10:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm pretty sure in last night's Comedy Central showing of "Rushmore", they dubbed over "blowjob" with "backrub".
If only there were a way to do that in real life, only the opposite.
If only there were a way to do that in real life, only the opposite.
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Date: 2002-01-31 10:04 am (UTC)Do not denounce the Backrub.
I could sure go for one of those. I think someone's been messing around with the ergonomic settings on my chair, because I'm all kinds of tight and sore in the back and shoulders and etc.
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Date: 2002-01-31 10:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-01-31 12:14 pm (UTC)Hell, even I have administered backrubs. Once in public.
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Date: 2002-01-31 12:32 pm (UTC)Then skip forward to the part where it is mentioned that tongue piercings improve oral sex, and the part where Bruce Willis's Asian wife explains how sexy a rounded belly is.
How come a mobster movie has so much inconsequential dialogue about sex?
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Date: 2002-01-31 01:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-01-31 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-01-31 02:00 pm (UTC)The truth is that sexual intercourse is a myth. Girls don't let guys see them naked, much less touch them!
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Date: 2002-01-31 02:15 pm (UTC)Much like ogres, pixies, elves, and other monsters of yore, the existance of girls has never been proven, and likely never will be.
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Date: 2002-01-31 02:27 pm (UTC)And if these creatures can somehow survive without a penis, then how are we expected to believe they can have an orgasm? What with? This "vagina" thing they have, with its, uh... monologues?
Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!
Date: 2002-02-01 05:02 am (UTC)Re: Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!
Date: 2002-02-01 08:51 am (UTC)