I already told you guys about the cell phone? Damn.
Yesterday on NPR I heard a brief story about Iron Chef USA. The producer sounded exactly like George W. Bush, and he said he came up with the idea when he was watching the original Iron Chef with his wife. He turned to his wife and said "You know, I bet we could Americanahze it for prahm-tahm."
Suddenly I thought they missed the mark hiring Shatner. They should have made that guy the Chairman! And he would wear a big white cowboy hat and a Colonel Sanders suit, and a holster with an .88 Magnum, and a giant Texas flag for a cape.
Also, my guess is that SNL will take the super-obvious route and make Iron Chef Klingon. "You Klingon bastards, you've killed my qagh!"