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[unbibium]

I'm pretty sure in last night's Comedy Central showing of "Rushmore", they dubbed over "blowjob" with "backrub".

If only there were a way to do that in real life, only the opposite.

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[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Don't believe everything you read. (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=21968109&thread=28899922#t28899922)

The truth is that sexual intercourse is a myth. Girls don't let guys see them naked, much less touch them!

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

And why not? Because GIRLS DON'T REALLY EXIST!

Much like ogres, pixies, elves, and other monsters of yore, the existance of girls has never been proven, and likely never will be.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

I've taken physics class. I know it would be physically impossible for a human being to walk upright if they had boobs. They would lose balance and fall over, or at the very least have severe back trouble.

And if these creatures can somehow survive without a penis, then how are we expected to believe they can have an orgasm? What with? This "vagina" thing they have, with its, uh... monologues?

Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

What I can't figure out is why, of all the many mythical monsters that the old people have driven off, the ones the tenors get most sentimental about are the ogresses.

Re: Hey, we're singing that Ravel "Ronde" this season!

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Did you see Shrek? I'd do that ogre chyk, if there were such a thing.