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This dildo isn't just made from titanium. It's made from hypoallergenic titanium.

Is anyone allergic to aluminum or steel?

I imagine copper is too toxic to use.

Comments

[weemumlessmngrl.livejournal.com]

You're all about the adult toys tonight, aren't you?

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for aluminum, but many people are allergic to nickel, which appears in "stainless" steel products. I can see how "hypoallergenic titanium" would be a selling point. If you're already causing friction in the tender parts, you don't want to increase the risk of itchy redness, especially when moisture is involved.

[nandan.livejournal.com]

That's a fabulous looking toy. Unfortunately, my money is still on the basics.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

That's a good link. And a rather unfortunate reminder of how boring the penis is when compared to the vagina. That sounds like way more fun than fiddling knobs on a TV to try and get a scrambled Playboy channel to resolve.

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Betty Dodson's best recommendation can't be wrong.

Good anniversary present for your bride?

I suppose just as many people are allergic to rubber, as to something like titanium, but the Magic Wand still sells.

[nandan.livejournal.com]

There's always the inflatable woman, don't forget.; )

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Yes, only an entire facsimile of a female body will do. It's actually women who only have one thing on their mind.

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

I think it was on NPR I heard (can't find the story now) of an MD who was combing the medical literature for the origins of the term "hypoallergenic" and discovered it was born and lived entirely as a marketing term-- there's no medical standard for "hypoallergenic," so I could sell a peanut-butter-laced bee-venom-infused buttplug made from shellfish and market it as hypoallergenic.

Then I'd get sued and lose and suddenly there'd be a legal standard for hypoallergenic, but still no medical one. I think Penn & Teller should address this one if they haven't already.

Hey, you can get hypoallergenic pets (http://www.allerca.com/) now.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Well, there may be no medical definition for it, but there's no medical definition for "wedgie" either. And you can legally sell soy sauce that's nothin' but hydrolized vegetables and additives. I suppose it's a real concept that only sounds technical and standards-based because it has so many syllables.

A hypoallergenic cat would be awesome.

[doubleonad.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, bee-venom buttplug....

Err, what was I saying?

I keep telling Audrey we can't have a cat until they've perfected the allergen-free model. Of course, when they manage to do it, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't really like cats. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[atillathehung.livejournal.com]

Some -in fact, many- of your posts lately have made me fucking howl with laughter. A first sentence containing "dildo" and "titanium" creates a gem of a post. The rubber fists? Comic gold...or perhaps I should say "titanium" in this case...

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Got some venture capital? I want to manufacture titanium fists.

Again, I must confess I wouldn't know that rubber fists existed if it weren't for Doug Stanhope, who wondered why one would ever need to purchase one, as every human born since Thalidomide was banned has had two perfectly good fists. I, however, find it quite obvious, as I've had a manicure before, and thus know how annoying it can be to have a hand unavailable for use for an extended period of time. Also, it strikes me as more sanitary by far.