Pornstar shirts
Apr. 21st, 2001 04:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unbibiumOn This American Life this week, another mother tells her story about a son who insists on wearing hats and shirts with the word "Pornstar" on it, insisting of course that "it's just the brand name." Her offers to replace the clothes were met by sarcastic remarks like "Be sure to get the one with Paddington Bear on it."
Who wants to go into business with me making a new brand of T-shirts and hats for parents who have fought this struggle. If it's the brand they want, we can give them a brand. Here's the possible names our brand could have: DICKLESS. HITLER. IGOTAIDS. BUSH/CHENEY 2000. CRABLICE. NEVER SHOWERS. KICK ME.
We'd of course have to mimic the Pornstar line of clothing as closely as possible to facilitate parents to be able to covertly replace all their kids' Pornstar clothing with equivalents from our brand. The kids will protest at first, until they realize we charge twice as much as Pornstar.
Who wants to go into business with me making a new brand of T-shirts and hats for parents who have fought this struggle. If it's the brand they want, we can give them a brand. Here's the possible names our brand could have: DICKLESS. HITLER. IGOTAIDS. BUSH/CHENEY 2000. CRABLICE. NEVER SHOWERS. KICK ME.
We'd of course have to mimic the Pornstar line of clothing as closely as possible to facilitate parents to be able to covertly replace all their kids' Pornstar clothing with equivalents from our brand. The kids will protest at first, until they realize we charge twice as much as Pornstar.
