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Kevin Pollak and Margaret Cho have parts in The Lost Room. During my most recent viewing of it, I realised that if I were the director of a movie with either of them in it, I would make Kevin Pollak do one extra take of every scene as William Shatner, and make Margaret Cho do one extra take as her mother.

Somewhere, I imagine there's an entire cut of The Truman Show starring Fire Marshall Bill.

But long before I thought about doing this to a comedian-turned-actor, I've wanted to see Brad Pitt explain the rules of Fight Club, in the voice of the indecipherable traveler character he played in Snatch. And then win a fight with one punch.