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First, there was phone sex, and that was kind of sad.

Next, there was cybersex, and that was even sadder, because it subtracts the human voice from the equation, and adds spam, 14-year-old boys, and people who lie about their gender.

Now, there's SMS sex, advertised on late night television. It's like cybersex, but with a smaller screen. And you can take it anywhere, even on the bus.

I ride the bus. World, please stop inventing things.

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Highlights of We Love Katamari:

1. The second planet I created was "Caramel Uranus"
2. Attn davetheinverted: there's a sumo level.
3. The King speaks more Esperanto, but misspells the word for "nine".

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note: the HTML entity for the upside-down A is ∀

This allows for the Japanese cat smiley, if your font supports it: `∀` (IE doesn't seem to.)

Replace with a Cyrillic D for a crying cat: `Д` -- somehow the HTML entity &x0414; doesn't quite work.