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While I was watching Return of the King today, there were no less than FOUR fathers standing in the entrance aisle with their toddlers, as if to admit, "I know perfectly well this two-year-old isn't going to sit through this three hour movie and all its scary imagery. But that's no problem; I can just hang out here so that I can just shush them outside every five minutes. I'll still catch the beginning and end of all the fight scenes!" The thought of staying home, hiring a sitter, or seeing a movie the kids could appreciate, probably didn't even occur to them.

You can tell these guys are either lousy husbands, or ex-husbands. As husbands, they probably bought their wives Playstation-2's or golf clubs for Valentine's Day. As ex-husbands with weekend custody, they probably came to the movie fresh from happy hour at some dive bar, 'cause you know how kids love buffalo wings!