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A Shoutcast station just hiccupped and skipped during a public service announcement about wildfires.

It sounded like: "Only you can prevent wires. The gay oyster. Edsel."

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Anticipating terror attacks at the Statue of Liberty, the government has hired David Copperfield to stand by at Ellis Island and be ready to make the statue invisible on a moment's notice.

Ignorance of philosophy...

So where does it say in the Bible that angels have no genitals?

After the September 11 attacks, I heard from everywhere that Muslims believe that their reward in heaven will be the service of some large two-digit number of virgins. And I must say, it's the first time I can recall seriously hearing about a philosophy that says that you will be rewarded in the afterlife with sex. Eastern religions lean towards reincarnation, and Christianity has angels with no genitals.

Furthermore, what do women get when they go to Muslim heaven? The same thing?