too much soda

[unbibium]

yes, radio ad. 64 ounces is a perfectly reasonable soda size, and people who say otherwise deserve to be mocked as if they're complaining about having too much money, or too many private jets, or too many blow jobs.

Assuming no ice, a 64 ounces of pure Dr. Pepper is 853 calories. Your mileage may vary if you'd rather have the last half of your soda be flat than warm.

Substitute with Diet Dr. Pepper, that's only 266 calories. But it's diet soda, and nearly two liters of it. But if you didn't think 853 calories is too many blow jobs, then you can get the diet soda, and chase it with two Snickers bars. TWO!

When I first started walking outside my neighborhood, I discovered the 44-ounce sport bottle, and I'd refill it regularly, because it's usually hot and I needed to rehydrate. This was when I stopped being skinny and started being fat.

Comments

[cynica.livejournal.com]

I'm searching hard and long (huh huh) for a source that backs what you're saying up, but nowhere anywhere can I find where there's even 1 calorie in DDP.

http://drpepper.com/text/dietdpnutrition.aspx

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

oh? hm. Something must have changed; it was 50 on the last can I bothered to check.