Mac vs PC

[unbibium]

Quick, can anyone here play a Mac and a PC?  I'd like to see this script turned into a video...

MAC: Hi, I'm a Mac
PC: And I'm a PC
MAC: Who's your new friend, PC?
PC: [nonchalantly] This is Boris. He's with the Russian mob.

BORIS hands PC a brightly colored envelope. PC licks it, seals it, and hands it to MAC.

PC: I'm helping him send spam.

  Apple shot a commercial that is close, but not quite...