Sex guides of the BBS era
Jun. 15th, 2005 11:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unbibiumFound while combing through textfiles.com:
1. "THANK YOUR PARTNER FOR THE GREAT TIME, AND SMOKE A CIGARRETTE (IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, DRINK A PEPSI!) HAVE FUN!!"
2. "When you talk to chicks, don't talk about boring things. Talk about exciting things: wiping out on your skateboard, surfing, getting totally blasted, you know, stuff like that."
3. "...walk through the same way she goes and it'll get crowded so you'll both have to turn sideways and when she does her tits will be against your chest.Step forward for an ever better feel. Oh what a feeling!"
4. "...get her in [forget to invite others] the pool and swim around, chase her a little bit *accidently* touching her in places. One of these times accidently [G-D forbid] undo her bathing suite, she might or might not notice." Nice touches: hyphen-blanking "GOD" and praising the file linked to in #3.
5. A straightforward list of pickup lines. Read as many as you can, as fast as you can, and don't stop for any reason.
1. "THANK YOUR PARTNER FOR THE GREAT TIME, AND SMOKE A CIGARRETTE (IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, DRINK A PEPSI!) HAVE FUN!!"
2. "When you talk to chicks, don't talk about boring things. Talk about exciting things: wiping out on your skateboard, surfing, getting totally blasted, you know, stuff like that."
3. "...walk through the same way she goes and it'll get crowded so you'll both have to turn sideways and when she does her tits will be against your chest.Step forward for an ever better feel. Oh what a feeling!"
4. "...get her in [forget to invite others] the pool and swim around, chase her a little bit *accidently* touching her in places. One of these times accidently [G-D forbid] undo her bathing suite, she might or might not notice." Nice touches: hyphen-blanking "GOD" and praising the file linked to in #3.
5. A straightforward list of pickup lines. Read as many as you can, as fast as you can, and don't stop for any reason.
