Apartment opportunity

My downstairs neighbor is moving out, so why don't you move in?

Rent is $750/month for a spacious one-bedroom apartment. Lots of cupboards, nice balcony. Coin-op laundry room down the hall. Upscale neighborhood.

It's next door to one of their model rooms, which means that, unlike me, you share your bedroom wall with nobody. I'll be your only attached neighbor, and I don't stomp around.
Also, your apartment number would be 1138.