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For the record, I'm still sick.

In fact, it's been very bad tonight.  Bad enough that I might not wait until Monday for the doctor to get back in, and instead take another trip to the urgent care facility, or possibly even the emergency room.

Just because I could eat a Porky last night, doesn't mean I could eat a chicken wrap from Whole Foods for lunch.  Or was it the chocolate soy milk?  Either way, it's back to applesauce and crackers tomorrow. Ginger tea to get me through the night.

I miss solid poop.  The kind that shows up every day at 2pm as scheduled, but can wait until 2:15 if the men's room is full.

It's frightening when my body's ability to sustain itself is called into doubt. I haven't cooked proper food in nearly a month. And I used to pride myself in being able to eat practically anything. I wonder if I'll ever be able to eat real food again, and my grocery bill will consist only of applesauce, Ritz crackers, gatorade, and toilet paper.

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When the Wayne's World movies came out, they introduced to the English language many synonyms for the act of vomiting.

Hurl, blow chunks, spew, etc.  Very colorful.  Monosyllabic, even, so there's no excuse not to use them if you're sick of the word "puke" or "barf".

I haven't heard any of them in years.

In fact, even back in the 90's, I'd try to use them and it didn't come naturally.  Then my mom used "hurl" once and that was the end of that.

What just happened?

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The guy who programmed the Javascript Mario clone, Super Maryo World, has now given us Lode Monar, a Javascript Lode Runner clone.

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Kaiju Big Battel takes wrestling to new heights, with characters like a giant soup can, the iconic Dr. Cube, and American Beetle.  I caught just a few minutes of it on G4's Action Blast.  The only thing I can say for sure is, it sure looks a lot less homo-erotic than mainstream pro wrestling.