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Jul. 13th, 2005 10:51 pmI was thinking about James Randi's feud against Sylvia Browne.
James Randi is a well-known skeptic, who offers a million-dollar prize to anyone who can demonstrate any paranormal ability or activity under controlled conditions. Sylvia Browne is a cunt who claims such paranormal abilities, including talking to the dead and predicting the future, who appears on Larry King Live regularly, and once accepted that offer on his show, and has spent the last four years dodging him and slandering him in the media.
A frightening thought occurred to me: one day, James Randi will die. The next evening, Sylvia Browne will appear on Larry King Live. I predict, through reasoning rather than magic, that she'll vector a deathbed recantation from him, or some horrible punishment in the afterlife for doubting her immense powers of cuntage.
And the day after that, the Earth will be hit by an asteroid the size of Uzbekistan.
James Randi is a well-known skeptic, who offers a million-dollar prize to anyone who can demonstrate any paranormal ability or activity under controlled conditions. Sylvia Browne is a cunt who claims such paranormal abilities, including talking to the dead and predicting the future, who appears on Larry King Live regularly, and once accepted that offer on his show, and has spent the last four years dodging him and slandering him in the media.
A frightening thought occurred to me: one day, James Randi will die. The next evening, Sylvia Browne will appear on Larry King Live. I predict, through reasoning rather than magic, that she'll vector a deathbed recantation from him, or some horrible punishment in the afterlife for doubting her immense powers of cuntage.
And the day after that, the Earth will be hit by an asteroid the size of Uzbekistan.
