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Confessions of passive aggression.
May. 31st, 2004 01:37 pm"Gee, Mom, I must be a huge slob if it takes FIVE gay guys to fix me."
"Gee, Mom, is there a home-decorating TV show you HAVEN'T mentioned yet?" (Turns out she hadn't mentioned Trading Spaces yet.)
"I wonder if five gay guys is enough. Maybe I need ten." If I wanted to go the whole nine, maybe I should have suggested switching teams myself, so that maybe my new boyfriend will keep my apartment nice, clean, and un-bachelorlike. It's not like any woman would date me in a pig-sty like this.
One time, my apartment was clean enough, but it might have been that she didn't want to be rude in front of visiting relatives who were there too, and it might also have been that my brother's apartment is, reportedly, even messier.
One thing that is actually a peeve with both parents: they keep bugging me and bugging me and bugging me and bugging me that I should buy a house. After all, they did it, and everybody knows the real estate market has nowhere to go but up.
"Gee, Mom, is there a home-decorating TV show you HAVEN'T mentioned yet?" (Turns out she hadn't mentioned Trading Spaces yet.)
"I wonder if five gay guys is enough. Maybe I need ten." If I wanted to go the whole nine, maybe I should have suggested switching teams myself, so that maybe my new boyfriend will keep my apartment nice, clean, and un-bachelorlike. It's not like any woman would date me in a pig-sty like this.
One time, my apartment was clean enough, but it might have been that she didn't want to be rude in front of visiting relatives who were there too, and it might also have been that my brother's apartment is, reportedly, even messier.
One thing that is actually a peeve with both parents: they keep bugging me and bugging me and bugging me and bugging me that I should buy a house. After all, they did it, and everybody knows the real estate market has nowhere to go but up.
