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I turned on ABC, and my VCR put up a little magic caption saying "All-American Girl". Cool, I thought, they must be rerunning Margaret Cho's old sitcom.

But, wait, it's some kind of reality-show sort of beauty pageant.

Shit.

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I do hope blergeatkitty knows that Elvis Costello is guest-hosting Late Night with David Letterman tonight.

I'm surprised.

Eddie Izzard is the first guest, so right now it's all-British. I can pretend I'm watching the BBC but with fifty times the commercials.