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Devi, did you see a real chiropractor or just some voodoo doctor that sent all your neck pain over to ME?

ow ow ow. That "achy bone" in the back of my skull is still there, I can't even scratch that part of my head.

The hypochondriac in me says it's a tumor, and they'll have to take out the part of my brain that's good at everything.

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You know who I should see about this? Ninja Massage Therapist!

Spammers getting clever

Earlier I received mail from someone who saw my "Matt Dillon website", and wanted me to link to their Matt Dillon e-card service. They even gave me a URL to a page of mine which, I admit, has that name in its content.

I also just now received an e-mail that says I'm listed on the Internet as someone who is "interested in the Swing Lifestyle". Probably found a page in which I mention swing dancing.

If you are NOT interested in the "Lifestyle" any more, please, accept my apology for bothering you with this information. However, please understand. If you wouldn't be listed on the Internet as one of the "real" people interested, it would never happen

Computers are stupid.