Felgercarb.

My system is brought to its knees by a five-year-old boot sector virus.

This virus has slowed down my system and prevented my CD-Roms from being visible from Windows.

And I know I created a clean boot disk ages ago, but I can't find it anywhere.

And I was going to discover Black and White tonight. Or at least try some games from Humongous Entertainment. Backyard Baseball was highly recommended.