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Sep. 29th, 2007 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unbibiumWhat do you do on Bourbon Street when you don't feel up to drinking?
Why, ask random groups of people how to type with boxing gloves on, of course!
I actually got a pair of really huggy drunk girls to hug me a lot, like, right away. I wonder if their male friend was gay or just a decoy they were going to use to deflect guys who don't have an awesome opening line like I had. They were so touchy-feeling I was expecting them to be working to get people into one of those bars.
In another group, some guy was about to come up with a decent hypothesis, when this drunk and noncute girl kept trying to tell me racist jokes. I couldn't understand her drunk plus Louisiana accent, but I recognized some key words. And that kind of took the wind out of my sails.
After about a half hour, I actually built a good routine out of it. Because of the college football game, I prefixed it with "LSU Student? Then you must be smart. Maybe you could tell me how my friend won this $50 bet..."
It worked so well, I decided to switch to a more nonsensical opening line, like "Butt's four by pies?"
It seems I had more chemistry with the random drunken masses than I did with the fellow NOAH members I've spent most of the weekend with.
Anyway, I have most of tomorrow free before I have to fly out. What to do...
Why, ask random groups of people how to type with boxing gloves on, of course!
I actually got a pair of really huggy drunk girls to hug me a lot, like, right away. I wonder if their male friend was gay or just a decoy they were going to use to deflect guys who don't have an awesome opening line like I had. They were so touchy-feeling I was expecting them to be working to get people into one of those bars.
In another group, some guy was about to come up with a decent hypothesis, when this drunk and noncute girl kept trying to tell me racist jokes. I couldn't understand her drunk plus Louisiana accent, but I recognized some key words. And that kind of took the wind out of my sails.
After about a half hour, I actually built a good routine out of it. Because of the college football game, I prefixed it with "LSU Student? Then you must be smart. Maybe you could tell me how my friend won this $50 bet..."
It worked so well, I decided to switch to a more nonsensical opening line, like "Butt's four by pies?"
It seems I had more chemistry with the random drunken masses than I did with the fellow NOAH members I've spent most of the weekend with.
Anyway, I have most of tomorrow free before I have to fly out. What to do...
