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I was walking to work today, and I heard an ambulance. I thought it might pull into the parking lot I was about to cross in front of, so I stopped. Turns out the ambulance was headed right across the street from me, where I saw some police cars and at least one person on the ground.

I relayed this story to my co-workers, and the alpha-male high-school-jock fuckhead responds "They were aiming for you! It's a terrorist attack!" and starts joking around in that vein for a while.

I want to pound that motherfucker into mulch.